WEEEEWOOO WEEEWOOOO
Shop Owner: “Looks too smug, customers prefer it when they look sad and desperate, take that toy away.”
New Hire: “Right boss… Want me to give it a smack as well?”
Owner: “You really are a quick learner aren’t you?”
I think I’ve had this exact nightmare before. I’m gonna blow it up and frame it.
I am a little worried by the “sexual-weirdbox” tag …
I don’t like that look in his eyes. Cover the toy in hot sauce and shove it up his ass.
You and me both man lmao.
(im not) 
Don’t jnkw if he’s stoned or smug, in any case that patrick plush is going to have a hard time
“hes going to have a hard time”
Sexual weirdbox Tag.
Oh no…
Ah, okay, then it that case, all is well.
Well, as long as its consensual… 