A look into Fluffsanity part 2 by wasp

It was a slow and dull evening as you sat at your computer, mindlessly watching some random livestream with your eyes half closed and a big bag of pretzels which you had gluttonously consumed way too fast and are now paying for it by feeling like your gonna throw up in the next 10 minutes. It was 4:30 pm and it was already starting to become pitch black outside.

It was dull until you suddenly remembered that one website from last year! Fluffsanity.com was a site which was kind of like fluffy pony liveleak. Just mountains upon mountains of fluffies doing crazy shit and people doing crazy shit to fluffies. The best option was always the random video option where you were just thrown into a purgatory of well…fluffy insanity. You opened a new window and typed in the domain name…

It looks just how you remember it except with a new logo. The logo is three minimalist fluffy heads each with different facial expressions. You decide the first thing you want to do is go check out the random video section again. Its still a small gray button in the corner of the page. As soon as you click it, your brought to a YouTube style video window.

STATIC

A vertical phone video. A small blue pegasus chirpy foal, probably just around a day old, is rolling around on a pile of newspaper shaving in a plastic tupperware container. As it rolls, it makes a series of little sounds.

cheep! peep-chirp-chirp! peeep!

A mans hand then reaches into the box. He uses his index finger to stroke the foals belly as it lies on its back.

coo! coo! chirp! coooo! coo! kip!

The man proceeds to pick up the foal and holds it up to the camera as it lies eyes closed and belly up, sucking on its front hoof and making little slurping noises along with muffled coos. He then takes the tiny foal and places it on the shower floor. He then steps back and zooms out, showing how small the foal looks lying there. He then takes the showerhead out of the holder and turns it to maximum blast, and maximum coldness. He switches it on and the foal is instantly stirred out of its sleep and hoof sucking and begins to be flung around the showers floor from the force of the water pressure. It slides all around the place and goes into a flurry of distressed chirps and peeps, as well as the occasional “NU!” (chirpy foals put in traumatic situations except for ones afflicted with SBS will often develop some abilites quicker to protect themselves, such as seeing better or saying “nu”)

After around 3 minutes of this shower hosing, the foal seems to be near death. Its coughing out water mixed with blood and its fur is missing patches and absolutely soaked with water, causing it to shiver intensely. The man then pushes several thumbtacks into the foals head until it seems deceased. The footage then cuts to footage of a cellar door opening. A distressed mare surrounded by 5 dead foals can be seen blubbering to herself.

“Here’s you last one, bitch.” says the man as he tosses the dead pegasus foal at the mare.

“Nu…NU…NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HUUUUU-HUUUUUUU-HUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BESTES BABBEH! BESTES BABBEH!!! WAN DIE!!! WAN DIE WAN DIE WAN DIE!!!”

The video cuts out. You clicked on the random button again

STATIC

This time some dashcam footage is playing. Some classical music is on the radio as the car drives through a sunny scene of the posh suburbs. The timestamp in the corner shows this was recorded around lunchtime on a pleasant July evening. The road is long and dull and not much of interest is happening yet, only a few cars pass by on the other side of the road.

But then of course, some “fluffsanity” happens. The footage slows down to show a red colored, purple maned fluffy mare in the distance with 4 foals on her back suddenly dash across the road. She would only make it about 5 steps before a white Volkswagen slams into her, the force instantly turns her bones to jelly and she cartwheels through the air like a ragdoll causing the small white foal that was at the edge of her back to be pasted to the front of the car. One of the other foals, a dark brown unicorn, is thrown up and onto the hood of the car where it rolls around helplessly, spraying feces all over the sparkling clean hood. The final two foals, one of whom is a light brown earthie and the other a purple pegasus are simply flung onto the asphalt and they both skid for a bit shredding most of their fur off and leaving them next to eachother in a mess of scraped off patches skin and fluff, “scaredy poopies”, and blood. Lastly, the mare continues to fly through the air and then slams onto the windshield of the filming car, causing a large crack to form in the glass.

The speed of the video returns to normal and a loud “OH SHIT!” can be heard from the man driving. The footage of the mare and her foals being hit is then shown again in normal speed. The footage the cuts to a cellphone video of the aftermath. Both cars are seen moved to the side of the road. The person filming proceeds to walk up to the two foals that were flung onto the asphalt. Both seem dead but one is making a slight gurgling sound, likely just fluids being released from its body after death. The man then walks up to the Volkswagon where a small white foal is almost fused into the front of the car. Its legs are completely unrecognizably mangled and the foal appears to be hanging gruesomely from its own skin. The dark brown foal on the hood of the car seems to be either dead or unconscious from shock or being shaken and bumped on the hood from the force of the car stopping. Suddenly, the owner of the car steps out from behind it after hanging up on a phone call.

“I can’t believe these fucking stupid pests have cost us all this time and money. Fucking hate fluffies.” he says

“Yeah, its pretty annoying.” replies the man behind the camera.

The owner of the Volkswagon continues to observe if any damage has been done to the front of his car. Meanwhile, the man filming walks back to his own car where the mangled mare is still lying on the windshield. He flicks her on the head and she briefly awakens.

“b-bab croak b-b-babbehs…” is the only word she can muster before her eyes roll into the back of her head.

The video cuts out. That video was pretty crazy. You’re used to fluffy death but the way the foal on the front of the car was hanging by its own skinned torso…ugh…gross. You hesitantly click once again on the random button.

STATIC

Another video shot on what seems to be a cellphone but this time its not vertical, hooray! A scene of a dark green chirpy foal being held flat in the palm of someones hand over what seems to be a kitchen counter. It wriggles around and sniffs the air.

sniff sniff sniff…peep! sniff sniff. chirp kip choo cheep! sniff sniff sniff

The foal is then overflowed with “heart happies” when a small milk bottle is presented to it. It joyfully begins suckling looking as if it hasn’t eaten for hours. It seems to be attempting to knead the air making it look like its moonwalking whilst lying down.

slurp slurp slurp! coo! peep! coo! slurp slurp slurp

Suddenly the tone shifts. The person filming stops feeding the foal and then uses their two fingers to force the young chirpies eye open. The underdeveloped eye is a watery mess of grey and white and now has bloodshot sores after being forced open. The foal starts freaking out and thrashes around.

peep chirp chir-SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The foal appears to be heaving and coughing now in a fit from agonizing pain. The person filming opens the other eye

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! PEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEPEEP!! SCREEEE!!!

The person filming then takes out two sewing needles. In a grotesque move they slide the two sewing needles under the foals eyelids and then out through the top. The needles are left there causing the foal extreme distress. Due to this, the foal defecates all over the person recordings hands. This was a fatal mistake as after a jumpcut the foal can be seeing getting pillowed on a table with a kitchen knife. The foal let’s out flurry’s of chirps and peeps each time the knife glides through one of its legs like butter. The person recording then starts bashing the hoof of one of the removed legs against the foals head.

PEEEP! PEEPEEPEEPEEP CHIRPCHIRPCHIRP HUU! HUU-HUU PEEP!

By the end of this the foal has a hoof shaped mark on its head and is now lying there completely helpless, making croaky chirps and staining the counter with urine. The camera then goes black for a few seconds and you can see the foal lying motionless in a trash can. God damn, that eye thing was gross, you thought to yourself. You click the random button again.

STATIC

An low quality video of inside of a car full of teenagers driving down a snowy street. The people in the car are laughing and listening to music and not much of interest seems to be happening. Whoever is filming then picks up a paintball gun. For about 30 seconds the video is just of someone’s lap till the camera pans up to the car window open. A pink colored, brown maned fluffy mare with 5 foals on her back and her “speshuw fwend” can be seen trudging through the snow. The car begins to slow down.

“HEY FLUFFIES!” shouts the cars driver

“Wha ou wan? Fwuffys nu knu ou! Weave fwuffys awone!” replies the stallion, puffing it’s cheeks up in an attempt to look threatening. The stallion then makes the biggest mistake of its life, it blows a raspberry at the car. The person filming rests the paintball gun on the half opened car window and begins firing at the fluffy family. The stallions front legs are pelted by the paintballs and it immediately is knocked off balance, faceplanting into the snow. The mare on the other hand makes a mad dash down the street and throws off most of her foals leaving them chirping in distress in the snow. The foals are easy targets and all 4 of them get absolutely obliterated with the paintballs. Suddenly the car stops and the cameraman can be seen chasing after the screaming mare. Eventually he corners her next to a tree and begins dumping the rest of the paintballs into her, staining her fur all kinds of colors and sending her into a hysterical fit

“HEWP!!! WHEWE SPESHUW FWEND??? HUUUUU- HUUUUUUUUUUU WAN BABBEHS! SUMWUN HEWP FWUFFY SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

After she has been shot a good 30 times she lies shivering in the snow whilst the cameraman dashes back to the car. You can see a few colorful bundles in the snow which appear to be dead foals, from either the paintballs or freezing to death (likely the second.) The footage then cuts when the person jumps back into the car and it starts driving away.

That was certainly an overdose of fluffsanity. You had a headache now. You close the site and take a nap.

The end

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I really love happy endings.

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Lmao, 2023 and people still haven’t learned that portrait looks like shit

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