Clash of Titans
“They’re just shitrats”
Says the one willing to commit several crimes for one.
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Sic semper hugboxus
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Oh shit oh fuck
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Will the police take this case seriously or not? On the one hand, trespassing, theft and assault. On the other hand, fluffies.
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Kill those bastards, old man.
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The former I hope.
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Pretty sure this would be taken very seriously.
Fluffies or not, they stabbed a dude, that’s attempted murder.
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Theft and assault?
Trespassing, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, felony destruction of property (Alicorns are expensive), and theft.
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Jesus man
They’re fucking Fluffies, calm down
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Fluffies and one massive payday.
Also: nuuuuuu! I was liking him!
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They sold a Pokémon card for $900k some two months ago. Heck, a mint OG Charizard is $325k. Still just toys, really.
If serious collector/speculator/breeder type people got into fluffies you bet we’d see some serious prices for rare ones, even if a common one would be worth pennies.
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What the hell just happened we all said have him pull out a gun and blast them but now my favorite fluffy foal is dead to it’s good still and I’m on the edge of my seat as always with this story😬
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You were assuming that prius driving, IT working, animal loving, bio-farming, back-to-nature Bob has a gun and would immediately use it on other humans.
I was thinking that a high/drunken petty criminal who isn’t super smart but shows initiative would carry a knife and use it if cornered.
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Has he fallen over more foals?
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(Sigh) make sense but did the unicorn foal have to die
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That asshole step on the fucking fluffy now stab the owner 
those two need to be arrested!
Hope the owner survive.
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Man imagine how shitty of a cop you have to be to ignore ALL THIS CRIME because fluffies were involved.
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These guys aren’t that smart are they? There commiting trespassing, assault, and destruction of property. Plus Bob can give the police a good description of them. They didn’t think this one through did they?
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I didn’t have enough commas for all that.
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