All kind of raptors. And probably Cassowaries.
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For once, I agree with fluffies. Swans will absolutely throw down with anything and everything dumb enough to breathe in their general vicinity.
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Hawks/birds of prey, corvids(including bluejays), owls, anything the nests on the ground would attack those technocolor shits.
Also the ever-obvious; emu, cassowary, ostrich, and rhea.
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They’re not exactly BIG…..But let me run something past ya: Micro or chirpies + Shrike.
If you know, you know.
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Canada Goose*
But you’re 100% correct about the swans. Even the most territorial of geese are nothing compared to swans.
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Having been bitten by swans, I’m surprised that fluffy isn’t missing bigger chunks of skin. It’s like being attacked with a large set of pliers held by a WWE wrestler. I still want pet swans, I just want to imprint them at hatching so they will not fucking chomp me.
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I actually had a good relationship with a mated pair of swans, to the extent that they brought their cygnets to meet me.
The secret is grapes. Cut in half so they don’t choke on them.
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Definitely cassowaries. Fluffies look like fruit.
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That is utterly adorable. I need to see if I can feed grape pieces to the swans at my local zoo.
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Ducks, geese, swans, they’re all crazy for them.
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Well im not socked… you paid the snack tax and they really appreciate it! the swan pair and their yearly Babbehs I see on the lake regularly (they always end up with at least 2 or 3 ugly ducklings ie swans with the grey silver and black feathers.) are always scooting around with their tails and big flipper feet. They are pretty and cute but can’t stand on the boat dock for too long or they come over thinking I have nummies and get real pissy when I don’t.
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A few of the birds you mentioned have natural night vision. And the ability to see various spectrums of color. So brightly colored fluffys would be running around with a huge target on their back. Especially unicorns dumb enough to glow and sparkle their horns to try an scare them off at night.
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Ah yes Goats of the bird world!
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I’ve seen them chase the geese away during summer. The pair I see regularly seem to not mind the ducks and turtles. The ducks give them plenty of space though.
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OMG the Shrikes! I totally forgot about them. Yeah feral micros and foals don’t have a snowballs chance in hell against the Shrike.
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Swans,beauty and grace topped off with behaviour comparable to a deranged alcoholic when properly triggered. In short:those shitrats are not long for this world and they are going to die in very unpleasant ways. If a wing smash from a swan can kill small mammals in real life then these shitrats are done for.
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They could eradicate feral micro herds with that strength. I can see why owls like going after them too.
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Is this Joy Division?
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It’s swans, it’s a list of some of their song titles translated into fluffspeak
you have good taste though, joy division is based
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@DummehBabbeh ‘s guess was the closest since it involves a song translated in fluffspeak. I thought it was poem or adlib story.
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