Assembly-Line (Original art by Carpdime, animation by UNKNOWN) (FBID:35858 )

Animated version of FBID 29631

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Technically, shouldn’t it be called a disassembly-line?

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This reminds me alot of old egor animation.

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What a D move to stop production just to hear the baby plead. We’re on the clock here, people!

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It helps morale.

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The paycheck is morale.
If they need more than that, there better be stiff competition for workers of that talent.

In the words of the immortal Chris Rock: “Minimum wage means they don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about your Christmas, they don’t care if your kids have shoes on. Minumum wage means ‘if I could pay you less I would. But its against the law.’”

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If you don’t believe stringent dehumanizing economics like this results in a number of sociopaths who take joy in small happenings like this, then boy do I have some news for you buckeroo.

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Oh, to be sure.

But wasting company time playing James Bond villain by loading up one single Foal and slowly processing it is grounds for termination.

Time to lean is time to clean, and there’s still blood on the machine, no doubt shit and blood in the boxes, and doubtless a messy floor.

Clearly their supervisor needs a Corrective Action Report filed on their lax discipline, and a floor-wide pay cut to compensate for wasting precious time and electricity. Perhaps making it up by sharpening and lubricating the blades after hours as mandatory overtime.

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Take that you dumb bio toy.

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ESTO ES ASOMBROSO!!! QUIERO MAS!