Basic Summary of Fluffy History, Vol. 1/???

I´ve always wondered, given the current state of the world, how would fluffys behave and exist in the real world.
I want to write a compilation, set years in the future of a more “realistic” take on fluffies, without modifying what makes them both squishable and crushable in equal parts.
Feel free to destroy my writing, I feed on drama and any critic is a good critic. BTW, english is not my first language, so errors in grammar and sintax construction may show up esporadically.

In the year 20XX, a pharmaceutical and bioengineering company bought the struggling toy company, Hasbro. Believing that the advancements in their camp of expertise would help them create the most impressive toy in the world.
They founded the sub-division, Hasbio, and they started trials to create what we know today as “Fluffies”.
Being a defective/beta product, “Fluffy Ponies” are everything but ordinary; since their escape from Hasbio laboratories thanks to some extremist animal conseration group they have been the source of multiple events in recent history. But, What are “fluffies” in reality?
The fluffy pony is an amalgam of diferent creature’s DNA, included: Horse, Human, Pig, Rat, Bird, etc. It is considered the number of DNA strings include over 45 different species, but only the now “reestructured” Hasbio knows for certain.
They are know for their plump, furry bodies, their child-like speak and their human-like conscience and brain. Although inteded features, many of these characteristics are flawed in some way.
In order to explain every single Fluffy Pony, we will discuss each one categorized by “Species” or “Types”:
Earthie Pony: Known for having sturdier-than-normal bodies and being sligtly dumber on average, these species are akin to regular horses, body length varies per “race”(artist), but generally speaking they are in the range of 20 to 30 cm.
Winged or “Pegasus” Pony: Known for poor and weak bone structure and useless little wings, these ponies have the intrinsic idea they can “Fly” (even though their fat bodies and weak muscles will never allow such thing) and can be average or dumber than usual.
“Unicorn” Pony: Smarter than average and having a protruding, horn like structure usually made from cartilage or similar semi-rigid structure (bioengineered for children, soft horn were a necesity and norm) and sometimes able to emit bioluminicense and sparkles from the tip (harmless to humans and animals in general)
“Alicorn” Fluffy: Considered a “Monster” due to the fluffy brain not coded/unale to understand the existence of a winged and horned individual. They are smarter and tougher tnah regular fluffies, and the most “completed” of them all.
Sub-Species
Aqua-Fluffy: Similar to sea horses, these fluffyes are acuatic versions of their land counterparts, requiring water to survive (similar to fish) and unable to faw oxygen from the air. It goes to say they are not very common in the deep sea and in popular shorelines due to their innability to exist in hostile environments.
Bowl-Fluffy: Unique variation of the regular terrestial fluffy where they use the top of their bodies, wich are water repent, to traverse small bodies of water. Most likely mutaded from necesity due to the habitad of this species.
MicroFluff: Microfluffs are regular terrestial and acuatic fluffies that are smaller. Usually the size of a small guinea pig or of a newborn fluffy baby. Their newborn are even smaller. They cannot eat regular food and most owner give them a gel packed with nutrients in order to keep them alive.
Every tipe of fluffy has a terrible digestive system, which is unable to process most of the nutrients and adds more decomposing bacteria to the feces, making them putrid smelling but amazing fertilizers. This happened either because the company wanted the customers to buy special food only the could make or they haven´t figured out how to make a efficient digestive system.
Their inmmune system (or lack thereoff) is surprising, since the fluffy pony is a new species with it’s own DNA, virus and bacteria cannot sicken them, and since the newly mutated virus and bacteria are very basic, any antibiotic will do.
Their blood is also another topic of interest, they posses a large amount of platelets, which makes their wounds easy to heal. Albeit they can survive with a low ammount of blood in their body, due to no being risks of brain damage, it’s still not reccomended.
Simple nerve sinapsis makes them highly torelable to pain, but not inmmune, they can faint if enough pain is provocked.
Their bodies are flawed too, their fur is for aesthetics only and cannot termo-regulate the creature. as well as their hoofs, wich are inaddequate for rough terrain.
Their brain is similar to a three or four year old human, but with lesser development in the speech area. They tend to develop a lisp and be unable to remember long periods of time. Being a faulty product this varies greatly from fluffy to fluffy. Alicorns seem to be the most inteligent of them, being able sustain regular conversations with humans and having abetter understanding of human psique and time.
Their pregnancy is a leftover from production- Intel suggest that fluffies were originally intended to breed one or two offspring, due to the existence of two mammaries in the animal, however, Hasbio needed more fluffies produced per mare, so they can host 7, 8 even 10 foals in their wombs. This causes deformities but not damage to the birth canal.
Lastly, we can say that, wicthout any doubts, fluffies are common in large metropolitan areas and in big forest reserves, with small herds in small rural areas. Since they are big and noisy, coupled with their extravangant colors, they are easy prey for predators. Cities struggled for a while with carcasses of the creatures in plumbing systems, but soon enough they were erradicated and cleaned. Fluffies are extremely uncommon inthe poles and in deserts, were the extreme temperatures will kill them before hunger does. Only the rich can allow themselves specialty fluffies and while ferals exist, they don´t longer do in huge numbers as before cleveland did.

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