Canned Bread? (ambitiousleather8309)





with the assist of @FederalChemical1728 and @ManintheBox wub yew both, no homo.

except a lot homo.

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The best thing since sliced fluffies :ahahaha:

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that zombie gonna go hungry

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Bro is on bath salts.

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I love it.

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Someone get that thing a can opener, it’s trying so damn hard it’s almost depressing.

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Just wait until he gets the whole thing in his mouth.

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:smug: .

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How can a zombie operate a vending machine in the first place? Pushing a button I get, but it would still need to insert money first and then reach down to retrieve the dispensed can, neither of which are things I can imagine a typical zombie having the smarts to do. They tend to be even stupider than fluffies in that regard.

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:rainbow: don’t overthink it :rainbow:

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If you look closely you can see the vending machine is broken. There is no front glass. Zombie just had to reach in and grab it.

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LoL~ You rockstar, you!
(Twist: This ain’t even the zombie apocalypse… It’s downtown Portland)

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That explains it. Sorry I missed that.

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you gotta admit during a zombie apocolypse fluffies would be a good food source.

If the zombie eats the shitrat it’s going to get food poisoning

nah that has to be meth.