I was going to put this little guy up for adoption.
But then I remembered that I did not know how adoptions work in this community, and I was too embarrassed to ask.
So I dealt with him the usual way.
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step 1: post a picture
step 2: say “who want this dumbass”
step 3: choose the meanest abuser from the list
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Ah. So the result would have been the same anyhow.
Good to know.
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the result always depends on who you give it to, obviously
never give one to me tho, i will tell you what you want to hear, and then do the opposite.
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You misunderstand.
If the criteria is, “meanest abuser on the list”, the fluffy will always come back to me by default.
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if you put yourself in the list of who wants that lil shit along with the others then sure 
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I crave violence just as much as anyone else
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eyyyy 
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Hooray, now my peepee is harder.
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“Onwy widdow bebbeh…” Not anymore!
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Reminds me of the Simpsons where Santa abandons Abe and Mr. Burns on an island.
Well, I was gonna come back for you, but I kept putting it off, and then… uhhh… I was just too embarrassed
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I wanna see this slowed down. I can imagine the hammer first making contact with the horn, shattering most of it and then pressing the base further into the head. Maybe that’s part of the reason an eyeball gets shot out.
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Use that imagination, buddy.
I need more widdow babbeh fear.
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