Christmas card (InfraredTurbine)

Hmmm too early ?


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I abosolutelly love Christmas! It always passes like a snap, and you don’t even see it… Maybe the antecipation for it it’s what makes it good ? Dunno, but still love it!


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“Why didn’t you get him a fuck-toy to get his mind off humping? Or just a pair of pants to hide his nutsack?”

“Well that’s far less fun.”

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Get fucked.

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I was thinking the same; Why the Donald duck style of clothing, sure, it works out for the comic, but the rest of the day he won’t only nag, but also nothing to hold that sanitary pad to keep the bleeding under control! Hihi.

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Just a bit early.
We are only just talking about the Secret Satan …err Santa.

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If my seasonal depression has already hit me then I’m gonna say you’re not too early.

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Why wait until 10? Just hit him on the back so it can be concealed for the card.

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Funniest Christmas pictures to show the family :yellow_heart:

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Tia knows what’s up

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Reminds me of when we got my dog neutered. My mother asked my father if he was old enough to get snipped and I, no older than 10, shouted “Why don’t you just cut out his little heart?!”

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No. No Christmas stuff allowed until after Halloween. Unaccetable. For shame! Shaaaaaame! What are you? A big box retailer cycling product to make room for nerw holiday stock six weeks before the current holiday ends. Shaaaaaame!

(Just kidding. Seriously, though, fuck big box retail. Christmas shit on the shelves right now kills me inside.)

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So I gotta guess. Is the lore here that he had a boner every time they took the picture for the card?

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Camera fucker.

You enjoy the holiday season however you like for as long as you like, I say!

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Christmas stuff isn’t allowed until after Thanksgiving! My seasonal depression hit hard in just September! Which was way too early!!

I’d happily live with Halloween all year instead. Spoopy season is much more fun than having to play Wham-a-geddon every December, (of which I have never lost, bless my headphones.)

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Well I guess somebody gonna get the sorry stick.

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Agreed! (Our Thanksgiving is early October, but still!)

Oof. I hear you on the SAD. Stay strong!

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What a perfect present! :rofl:

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