Come on in, the water's just fine (fluffopophagists make an offer) [by fwaffynuteww]

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Sorry weirdos, can’t swim, have to swim without me.

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Piranah fluffies ? Thats new.

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Is there any way to set water on fire?

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you’d have to do some alchemist shit to manage that

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AHAH ! no :v

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What if they are talking to a group of fluffy fanatics who are about to go “give these cute, innocent creatures hugs and lots of love”?

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They look as friendly as the residents of Innsmouth.

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What a cute way to dispose of corpses!

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Napalm… Wide dispersal methods, as well as dump oil in there… That or a drop of.water.from the Hudson in NYC… That’ll make the water burn.

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i can’t swim, i’ll sink like a rock, literally.

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oil

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Greek fire

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Hard pass.

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Oil spill and throw a match in

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I wonder if people catch and train these things to eat dead skin off peoples feet.

Might have to file down the teeth though for safety.

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With proper training, I’d be happy to swim with one of them. Piranha fluffies deserve wub and nummies too. I’d just have to bring a box of feral smarties or strays to serve as treats and toys.

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This reminds me of @Gemini’s concept for deep sea fluffies

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This made me picture one of those lantern fish, but with fake glowing pile of spaghetti. xD

If it too is a fluffy though, it’d have to fight its impulses constantly to nom its own lure while it waits for its fluffy prey.

Ima finna gonna have some fuckin uh nightmares

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