Sorry weirdos, can’t swim, have to swim without me.
Piranah fluffies ? Thats new.
Is there any way to set water on fire?
you’d have to do some alchemist shit to manage that
AHAH ! no :v
What if they are talking to a group of fluffy fanatics who are about to go “give these cute, innocent creatures hugs and lots of love”?
They look as friendly as the residents of Innsmouth.
What a cute way to dispose of corpses!
Napalm… Wide dispersal methods, as well as dump oil in there… That or a drop of.water.from the Hudson in NYC… That’ll make the water burn.
i can’t swim, i’ll sink like a rock, literally.
oil
Greek fire
Hard pass.
Oil spill and throw a match in
I wonder if people catch and train these things to eat dead skin off peoples feet.
Might have to file down the teeth though for safety.
With proper training, I’d be happy to swim with one of them. Piranha fluffies deserve wub and nummies too. I’d just have to bring a box of feral smarties or strays to serve as treats and toys.
This made me picture one of those lantern fish, but with fake glowing pile of spaghetti. xD
If it too is a fluffy though, it’d have to fight its impulses constantly to nom its own lure while it waits for its fluffy prey.
Ima finna gonna have some fuckin uh nightmares