It’s weird there aren’t more images/stories about fluffies trying to eat snakes and then getting eaten/otherwise killed by snakes because they thought the snakes were spaghetti noodles.
Rattlesnake Translation: “Leave me the fuck alone or you’ll regret it!”
I think we all know where this is going.
Impending doom tag?
Not for long I guess.
Careful where you tread, shitpig.
Usually it’s the snakes eating the fluffies.
I once trespassed into some undeveloped city property just to see what was there. After walking a dirt path for a while (picking up litter along the way), I spotted a rattlesnake then heard the characteristic hiss. Immediately I backed the fuck up and got out of there, since I didn’t want to invade its space.
Fluffies, apparently, are not wise enough to heed that warning.
Seems like this tupid fluffy is gonna get the hurt juice
How can you tell the difference between a danger noodle, a nope rope and a nope noodle?
Smarty is about to learn how “hurt juice” affects the body of a fluffy the hard way.
Hopefully the venom of the shake snek won’t kill it so quick that it won’t have time to savour the experience.