Decisions Ch. 5 (by fluffysomething)

You are FV-0446, and you have babies again! But, they’re still not-pretty, almost forever-night-nights babies. You’re trying to hard to love them, but you just can’t seem to!


“Speshew-fwiend stiww wan dum-mee Bestesh An-Tee-Bod-Ee Fwiend? Wooks wike aww they can gib 'ou am nu-pwetty bay-bees.” FV-7410, your other special-friend, whispers to you as you stare at them, visibly shocked. They called your babies not-pretty! Only you can do that!

“Bay-bees might be nu-pwetty, buh stiww wub! Weave them awone!” You whisper back, holding multiple moving masses of y-shapes and pointy-thingies.

“Fiy-ne, buh ‘ou knyo whewe tu find Eff-vee-seven-fouw-wun-zewo if wan’ gud bay-bees.” They say coldly, walking away and leaving you to carry the abominations you have for babies.


You are A-64, and your other baby you had the other day did… something to your daddy’s fluffy. It ate it! Only bad babies eat fluffies!


“Speshow-fwen, wook! Babee num fwuffy! Nu suppose’ du that!” You cry out, holding the baby away from you and sobbing.

“Bad bay-bee! Nee’ stay inside so nu num aneemowe fwuffies!” You yell, causing the moving mass to tense up in your special-friend’s arms.

You have multiple abominations for kids–and one of them literally eats fluffies, even though you both try and feed it. Maybe you’ll get a break soon, right?

Right?

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NOW it is a problem.

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Ooh, did my suggestion of the abomination baby eating other fluffies get picked?

I don’t think the parents will be able to stop it from eating more if it wants to.

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They are, perhaps, not the ideal counterexample.

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