So, your kid just won a fluffy at one of the game booths and you’re not too keen on taking it home? Bring it and we’ll deep-fry it and put it on a stick for you.
Or enjoy our Chirpie Bites. Crispy, crunchy, satisfying. Locally sourced.
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Crawnchy
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CRONCH CRONCH
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I mean…if it’s fried I’d try it.
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This is why I bring the cooler full of pre gutted foals stuffed with cheese curds.
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Cheese turds
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That’s what you call them when you give em a squeeze and it breaks out the breading in the back.
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The booth workers don’t get paid enough to argue with the customers. You bring it, it goes into the fryer. No questions asked.
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Don’t even eat it. It’s better when they die for nothing.
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Until some guy brings a still-living Fluffy full of ball bearings and kerosine.
Which I would guess would happen in the first two years based on how crazy people in Fluffverse are. Maybe twenty in real life.
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I’m guessing the workers have to shave and squeeze each one for no extra pay?
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They have a shave-o-matic. Ever see one of those apple peelers/corers? Same principle.
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Does it get rid of crap, too?
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Stay tuned…
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Any company that could genetically engineer fluffies whose crap tasted like pumpkin pie would make a fortune.
Doesn’t have to be pumpkin, of course–they offer a variety of flavors. Feel like havng chocolate? Squeeze a choco-fluffy! Want savory chirpy pie? Just get some foals whose innards taste like chicken n dumplings.
Coming soon, from Slurm corporation–“you’ll love our shit!”
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“I could suck that straight from the Queen!”
Also: I’d like them boneless, but I suppose then they wouldn’t be crunchy chirpies anymore.
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If they use a mixture of potato or corn starch for the breading either alongside or in lieu of flour, it would DEFINATELY still be crunchy! That or double battering, but I find the ingredients make a much more significant difference.
…I wonder how well Chirpies take to marinades… 
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Good point. Maybe we’ll make the bones of chirpies edible. Not like they need to move around much.
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Well, if you’re going to talk about marinades I think what we really want is a place that will deep fry, grill, broil, etc. Then spice rubs. Hrm…
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Its a bit close to dinner time for me.
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