Deluxe Fluffy Dealer: Shock (FreshlyPillowed)

Do we have a offer for you, ladies and gentlemen!

This little guy was born from 100% pure deluxe stock, the mummah purchased shortly after the hasbio court case as liquidation stock. i got a great deal on her and she would of been worth a great amount of money if sold at hasbios RRP

This Deluxe Patterned Pegasus colt was one of three offspring born from that very same mare, the other 2 will be availble shortly

He was trained by me personally from chirpy, giving plenty of room to grow and to learn his place, his poopy box training is top notch and he although somewhat reluctant is now gaining confidence with water so bathing him is a breeze, he can do certain tricks (Dancies that most fluffs would shatter there legs if they attempted due to lack of technical training) and he for a colt has reached the perfect age for a fine buyer like yourselfs to take him on to his next task in life

as he is almost at the stallion stage he would be a perfect candidate for a breeder as he has already shown interest in having babbehs (although you are at no obligation to let him keep his babbehs should you wish to sell them on)

due to his colors he also has plenty of potential for joining the show fluff circuit (i would reccomend however training him anew to this specific field as he has lived a somewhat pampered life so far and may struggle with such a demanding lifestyle)

Open to offers, dont let this one slip away.

Because at FreshlyPampered LTD

WE PAMPER WE PREPARE WE PROFIT :money_with_wings:

(I very much doubt i have to mention but i will anyway this is just a RP type advertisment for world building)

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he will require some breaking in

Oh man, he’d never make it to the circuit with me, would he? Probably barely even into the house.

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I’m going to buy this little shit and stuff him full of gas station bones pills with no outlet for relief. Let him go insane.

I assume they can’t jerk off?

Can a fluffy die form blue balls?

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im high as fuck and this drawing is the funniest shit I have seen

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Gonna buy this one to feed him fluffy viagra and have him enf the shit out of poopeh mares. All non-complying foals will be tortured and executed in front of his very eyes so he keeps enfing until I get something good to sell.
Rinse and repeat until his no no stick falls off or he goes into wun die loop.

Damn i woke the abuseboxers up :innocent:

He is a spoiled little turd tbf. :shrug: