Employee of the Month 2 (SuperWeaner)
















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He could just kick it lightly you know :man_facepalming:

Omg that manager’s face :joy:

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the manger looks like a dick

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I’d fire him if I was the manager. Dead foals may be cheap, but they’re traumatizing for the consumer, and bad PR.

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Dude’s got mad skills the city should hire him as an exterminator. Leave him in an alleyway with fluffies and a couple of balls, more cost efficient than poison skettis or anything like that.

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Thought that ball was gonna plonk him in the junk.

I was pleasantly disappointed by the unexpected greatness. :slight_smile:

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Like, yeah he didn’t need to soccer kick the ball, but counterpoint, with how fragile these things are, they really shouldn’t have had a ball that solid

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Pretty sure the ball jellen killed those foals and made it look like the employer did it
Also, can ball jellenheimers be a thing?

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They are shape shifters, man!

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Triple kill
Rampage

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With a boss like that, don’t make him too happy, he might blow his brains out… Course punch him in the chin and he’s down for awhile!

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RQ looking ass

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Could always sell to abusers it wouldn’t hurt the profits to bad or could break even

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What a nice dude, it’s a shame they don’t value their work

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I just had an extremy cursed idea: Jellen dildo

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Bruh they really did a sequel to RQ

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Dude should j use be fired. That is a lot of merchandise destroyed.

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Your toes and kneecaps, hand em over

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Why would you stick a jellenheimer inside yourself? I’m… I’m…

brain bleach

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