Fluffies can correctly pronounce "Cocaine" (by recreationalsadist)

Dallen Smith was stopped as he drove across the Mexican border into the US.

“What’s your cargo?” asked the customs agent.

“Pregnant fluffies.”

Fun fact: Since fluffies are classified as biotoys they aren’t subject to laws pertaining to animals.

“Open up the back and let us check.”

The back of the truck was opened to reveal row after row of grotesquely swollen pregnant-looking fluffies singing mummah-songs.

“I think that brown one looks suspicious,” one of the agents said.

“Will you stop saying that!”

“The white ones look fine though.”

“I hate you.”

Dallen was eventually allowed to proceed. He then drove to a nearby facility where the fluffies would be processed.

“NU! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

“WAI HUWT GOOD-FWUFFY!”

“AM SOON-MUMMAH! SABE SOON-MUMMAH!”

“You’re not pregnant, we just packed your insides with as much cocaine as we possibly could. Now shut up!”

All around the facility fluffies were being carefully but painfully gutted as the precious, precious lovingly-wrapped cocaine was extracted from their chest-cavities.

After it was done the corpses and barely-living fluffies were shoveled into a dump truck and dumped in the middle of the desert. The coyotes feasted well that night.

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If one of those bags had leaked I bet the coyotes would experience a new kind of happy meal that night. :smirk:
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Haven’t laughed this hard on this site in a hot minute

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