I’d take him in
The tears are the perfect cherry on top for me 
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The cherry on top for me is the unattainable metric.
You were crying while pleading for a home? Sorry, I only want happy fluffies. Try again later. No days left? Bummer, you blew your chance.
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Honestly, I respect the hustle.
Yes. It’s just smart enough to grasp the increasing futility of its struggle and that’s some damn good Fluffy Pony.
Wash it lovingly and carefully so it can be used as snake food without hurting anything important.
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Well, I’ll take you home with me but you will regret not ending as a snake food.
Could be worse colours - nothing wrong with the green tail!