Love the expression. Smart use of sticthes there.
It’s like he’s enjoying it while feeling pain at the same time.
How about some escarfoal…
With MAAAAAAARRRRRRGARIIIIIIIIINE!!!
Oh yeah, crispy little dumpling right there.
Is it pre stuffed or do we get to syringe inject the filling?
gobs and gobs of greasy grimy fluffy guts
mutilated fluffy meat
dirty little pony feet
french fried eyeballs floating in a pool of blood
and me without my spooooooooon!
“The screaming of the fluffy disturbs our guests!”
“Alright, get me the sewing kit!”
“How does it taste?”
“Hmm, yeah. I never really thought of that. I guess you could eat them after torturing them.”
Yeah, getting a boner at a restaurant or a dinner party is super embarrassing.
Crispy on the outside, juicy and soft on the inside 
Add a little whiskey to the sauce and let it caramelize… .
That’s too much oil, fucker is gonna be greasy
So yummy.
Haunting eyes and mouth on this one, but that rosemary is going to burn if you put it in the oil that early in the cooking process. Reported for herb abuse.
ballgag edit when
… no one said it? … then i will do!
ahem
delicious!
“Tonight, on Iron Chef!”
WHY. IS IT NOT. BUTTER??
Ohh more suffering adds the flavor.
