This is from a greentext story I’m adapting into a comic, it’s from a mare pegasus called Sky who’s apparently dumber than the average fluffy. Hope I knew who the author was. Anyway, enjoy.
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I have done something like this before. It was when I played duck, duck, goose on a cement floor.
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( sighs, hanging head ) Welp, time to scrape it into a trashbag. Is garbage pickup tomorrow?
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Could always cut off the broken bits to recycle.
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groan here we go again 
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loud noise of heavy sand bag throw on the floor
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what a smack!!
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Eh, that’s easily treated with a splint.
If a stallion did that and popped his own testicles, that’d be a different story.
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Wingies, in fact, did not go.
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Huuu huuu huuu… Daddeh, wai wingies am meanies? Nu wowkies! Wingies huwt fwuffy. Dummeh wingies! Haetchu! Weggie am huwties nao. Huuu…
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His daddy is going to kill him! He made bad peepees on the couch! As well as being an idiot. I think he deserves unsalvageable legs for being sooo stupid
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Oh no… weggies am fwyin way’
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Go leggies! As in amputation!
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haha silly pig hamster, put bones back together or you will be turned into emergency ration for the glory of soviet russia.
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This made my day 
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No way you can fix that. Just throw it in the trash.
(Breaks other leggie) There, now both sides match again.
I don’t know, seems like she’s about as “smart” as the average fluffy lol
dumb shit-rat.