Holiday Act of Kindness (by Booperino)

The difference from fixers christmas trips and his regular feral rescue trips is that he makes his kids wear cute hats… 'cept trinity, she’ll wear a cute hat regardless of season

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This is my shit right here

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“Wai daddeh Fixah pwetend be Sanda Cwoz? Ousside Fwuffies nu knyo who Fixah is anee-way?”

“Well it’s a way to spread holiday cheer and keep the spirit of old Saint Nick alive, even in the hearts of ferals.”

“Bu am daddeh nu wowwied dat teechin ousside Fwuffies bout nice mistah who gib out pwesents an happies tu gud Fwuffies wiww wead tu an oba-ak-tive e-mah-gin-nay-shun whewe Fwuffies wiww fowwow anee fat mistah wiv a beawd, finkin dat am Sanda Cwos, wesuwtin in eeda a meanie twickin da ousside Fwuffies into finkin HE am Sanda Cwos, ow da ousside Fwuffies con-gwe-ga-ting in a hoomin city an cweatin anudda Cweavewand sit-oo-ah-shun?”

“…I’ve gotta stop letting you watch the History channel at night.”

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He should give them laser vision for, like, no reason.

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Fixer:“snake stop trying to inject your logic in our family trips, you’re being a bummer D: right kids?”
Fortune: “bwuddah snae got poinstsies”
Trinity: “twinity seesies buttahfwy! :D”

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thats reserved for ferals without 1 or both eyes he finds :stuck_out_tongue:

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The Booperverse: A paradise for all.

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Sketties laced with a mild sedative to keep the fluffies from wandering too far?

I could also see him offering a nice, dimly-lit, warm box to keep the family safe and warm until the shelter picks them up.

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:heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: so adroable in their xmas suit

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Well that’s easy.

Poke out their eyes.

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False, abusers find the place mildly uncomfortable. :grin:

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“Snakefood, is Santa Claus real?”

“Fiwst Snaefoo beweave in Santy Cwaus.”

Den Snaefoo no dat Fixah am Santy Cwaus.

Den Snaefoo no dat…Snaefoo am Santy Cwaus!

Santy Cwaus am weal!"

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It doesn’t matter if Santa Clause himself is real, all that matters is the spirit of Santa Clause is alive. That makes him very real indeed.

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Ever see or read Hogfather?

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Per universe new rule: No Ferals in Urban areas during winter months.

Welp, time to collect some Ferals!

Opens portal to this parallel universe between BooperVerse and Apfelland

Time to harvest some Ferals! Come, Reese, Milky Way, and the rest of the Shannigans Herd!!

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The amount of confusion Alexis and her herd would feel when seeing this happening would be outstanding. She just glances down at the fluffy accompanying her before they quickly continue on with what ever they were doing

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