HONK HONK HONK (The Floofer)

Another little something I did back in 2015.

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i hope it’s this kind of ducks

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Geese are brutal monsters. I can easily imagine a goose decimating a small herd

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Geese and ducks are vicious little shits. There’s a reason there’s a video game about an asshole goose terrorizing a small town. Whenever I went to the park the geese would fucking snatch the bread from my hands and snap their bill at me if i got too close (shouldnt be feeding them bread anyway). So, yeah i can definitely see a goose tormenting and killing a fluffy family. Poor things. They were just minding their business too.

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Geese are horrible, but we’ve got ducks around here that are quite friendly as long as you’re not near their eggs.

Swans, however, can fuck right off. I’ve seen a swan take out a coyote’s eye.

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HONK (Motherfucker)!

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Just show the geese not to mess with you cuz that always works for me, for example: when one is being aggressive just quickly stomp forward to scare it

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I fucking love geese. SO MUCH!