How to cure a spoiled fluffy! (Drawn by Quack-Man)

Hello all, here’s some art for you cool cucumbers! I hope you enjoy :grinning:


“If you happen to have a misbehaving fluffy, or a spoiled fluffy, the enf shelf is a great item to teach them some humility. Nothing gets through a spoiled fluffies ego like being absolutely wrecked in the rear end!”

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My experience with fluffyverse tropes makes me suspect that this would, ironically, be used by owners of spoiled or otherwise terrible fluffies to hold down disposable fluffies for unpleasant sex.

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Probably 95% of the buyers are probably using it as designed rather than as marketed.

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Meanwhile with every hump it scoots closer to the end of the shelf to the point they both fall off the shelf at the climax.

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Fluffy 1 gets buttfucked by Fluffy 2 as punishment.

Fluffy 2 starts thinking they’re top shit.

Fluffy 2 gets an ego.

Fluffy 2 has to be buttfucked by Fluffy 1.

Fluffy 1 starts thinking they’re top shit.

It’s a cycle of buttfucking that’ll never lead anywhere cause Fluffies don’t learn anything.

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It’ll actually be live-streamed. Because.

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well the answer to that is simple. strap them together in a 69 and make em go at it, first to nut gets punched in the chin.

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Having two herd mates “Spitroast” the large ego is a guarantee way to crack the ego in two, and in half the time!!

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You know what they say: spare the rod, spoil the child.

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What kinda bull dunk is that???

And it ain’t a rod, it was a switch, and prey tell you didn’t have a weeping willow tree, cuz one’s never been enough.

Also, this was always upgraded to house shoe/frying pan from Mom and the Belt/Power Extension Cord from Dad.

Later it’s all replaced with “Keep this shit up, and we’re shipping you to military boot camp that will automatically sign you up for a 4 year stint”

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It was a pune, or play on words.

I always thought of Rewind as more circle jerk than spitroast, but I get your point.

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Well played. :blush:

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It got to the point where my mama had to use a ping-pong paddle with holes drilled into it before she gave up

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A new fluffy product I’ll buy that.

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From the spoiled brat to the enfie fluffy.

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100% used for spoiled fluffies who like their “enfie toys” “live and wriggling,” as Gollum would say.

Would a feral trade a warm bed and plenty of food for a ruined rear? Only one way to find out, I guess!

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