Imagine a few school pass by some moronic stallion smarties braggin who had better nu-nu stick and wumps 
Imagine the hilarious panic they got into and last to add the salt they got surrounded by hungry piranhas
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Chomp!
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Oh, there’s a load of dodgy gossip in Roman histories. Maybe he just cut their throats, threw them in the pond, and told the other slaves that the lampreys had eaten them to troll.
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That sounds more plausible.
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