Lets make a deal (carniviousduck)

[Carniviousduck]

[BFM101]

Accepted.

Who’s gonna fuck a bald amputee anyway?

[Pastry_Knight]

I’m gonna need both ears, all your teeth and 1 of your eyes to consider not taking the goods.

[recreationalsadist]

You know what I’m going to say: WRITE THAT STORY!

[megatek]

The good news; you get to keep them all! The bad news; you’re going to be a “special” type of alicorn after a relocation operation.