Lil Leaf: Hooman wand. By ArisenLeaf

Curiosity of the human land disappointed our lonely protagonist. Filled with creeps, monsters, and degenerate fluffies.

Then he met a Smarty.

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Hmmmmm something bad good weird and probably enfing is going to happen soon

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I’m gonna guess the blue “mare” is actually a stallion.

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I’m suspecting that blue mare was the one getting rammed by Big Red. Leaf can flirt all he wants but Red won’t like someone on his territory.

Potential for butt fucking? About 76%

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That is a fairly sane reaction to meeting Mr. Kloffman. Lil Leaf is not, unlike many others of his species, bereft of perspicacity.

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The whore had red hair.

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No Little Leaf i told you its dangerous. God i hope you just get stomped by some random guy, it would be way more mercyfull than what some other guys and gals will do to you.

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Ah, I didn’t see that cause of Big Red’s big head.

Chance of butt fucking reduced to 43%

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He’s definitely getting butt fucked at some point in this story

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Nope she’s a mare.

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Yep, In that order too.

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“Big red” is actually smaller than Leaf.

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Wait what, can I tell the future?!?!?!?!? ( no I can’t in the Bible it’s says I can not ) or lucky guess

A smarty? Why, they’re often creeps, monsters, and degenerates all rolled into one!

Goddamn I am not getting a good read on anything am I?

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Whatever that is is going to probably get a strap on and teach that thing about bieng a bitch. Before she bites off his nu nu stick and nails him to a cross in the better part if town