Grind him into a foalgarita.
A bath that upsets the fluffy would be a light but hilarious punishment.
I’m going to assume that’s exactly what it sounds like.
He must limbo as low as he can go or he gets the electric sowwy stick (taser) every time he gets shocked the bar is lowered by an inch until impossible. Then beat him with the limbo stick.
Neuter him. Make him eat his own lumps. Pillow him. Throw him at a wall several times. Break all his limbs and leave him for dead. Set him on fire. Drown the fucker.