“Your friends at the Factory would like to remind you that Human-Fluffy Hybreds of any sort are a myth propagated by religious zealots, conspiracy nuts, and anti-fluffy groups like UN-OWEN. The fluffy genome was painstakingly handcrafted by Hasbio scientists and released by PETA before it was ready. Hasbio would have never countenanced something so depraved, and neither will their successors at the Factory. Anyone claiming otherwise has probably observed a Jotan in the wild while either drunk or high. Centaurs, Satyrs, and Minotaurs exist only in legends, and there they shall stay.” -Factory Public Bulletin
“And if you believe that one, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.” - Bill Foalfucher, former Hasbio CFO
My first attempt at photoshop painting in over a decade.
As a heads up, there’s spoilers for some of my other stories in there, especially in “Winner Takes All”. My headcanon is very continuity-heavy. I wouldn’t jump in at those stories unless you don’t care about the spoilers.
the dna that makes it’s voicebox different isn’t in modern humans, clearly. so technically they didn’t use human dna, just our closest genetic relatives ever. That’s my theory anyway.
