Mummah Isn’t Back Yet :: CuddilyBloodily

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Mummah ain’t coming back. I should know, she’s my new doormat

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“You want me to ‘Give new hurties?’ Sure!”
(Later)
“Oh, they meant ‘Give NO hurties.’ Oops.”

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palpatine-star-wars

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Use the yellow and blue one to make the orange one a funny hat.

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That’s not how you hold a knife!

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Okay but who has a little red pocket knife that small that is also serrated?

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I’d like to think that I would be able to take in all these babbehs and rehabilitate them for later use.

But environmentally responsible sorry evisceration is also on the table.

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I had one actually, it had a mini saw, borderline useless but if you desperately needed a saw it worked, Swiss army knives, the stuff of miracles

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Kill orange first

ill-make-lunch-bill-the-butcher

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This is Dr Apfelpherd, and today, I will show you how to catch a feral family for your bone whittle projects!!

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Slowly and painfully.

ooohhh the little fucker just said the magic words for extra huwties

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“Out of luck” in a picture

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Even if their mother was there, there wouldn’t be a whole lot she could do.

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Kind of a moot point. Their mother cannot help.

“Pwease gib no huwties, am onwy widdo’ babbeh…”
And thus, the widdo’ babbeh sealed his fate.

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Abusing fluffies eventually gets old so you need to give yourself a challenge to make it a little bit more interesting.

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I’ve always wondered about this.

I have seen some artists use “nyu” for “new” and “nu” for “no,” but a person who doesn’t know fluffy talk (or doesn’t care about it) might not pick up on that.

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