Introducing: TRAUMA AGENTS
A specific fluffy therapist who works under the eye for an eye law to fix bad behaving fluffies.
Also instigate traumas till the fluffy either gets fixed or goes derp.
Its not an hard work, success rate is of 99% (50% fix - 49% derp).
The 1% represent death, that understandably is a problem for the agent, but till the fluffy is ok during their therapy session, theres nothing the owner can complain about.
And if the client calls an agent “Abuser”, the agent has all the rights to sue the client for obloquy.
Because abusers kill fluffies;
Agents work to fix your beloved friends.
it may happen that agents may have to work with fluffies that may have done one single thing wrong and got labeled bad and after a therapy session may have developed a fear for that thing.. but we dont talk about it
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Hmm- what are the pay, hours, and benefits like, I wonder? There’s a lot of potential here but I see this as an uncertain business model- too low pay and only abus- er, those that get enjoyment out of seeing upset fluffies- would apply and that would damage the success ratio. Too high pay and the costs for the service would get high enough that many owners would just dispose of their pet hellgremlin rather than pay to try to fix it. Also just in general, any job that would involve being around fluffy shit would be considered, well, less than optimal career wise.
That having been said, being paid to give a fluffy a case of testicular torsion after he was caught trying to hump one of their owner’s favorite plushies doesn’t sound too bad at all.
So… has anyone’s HC addressed fluffy poop as flammable?? Your comment makes me wonder if fluffy poop could be used to put out flames - this could be marketable.
I headcanon fluffy shit as containing an enzyme that dissolves Potatoheads, developed after the latter threatened to become an existential threat to humanity, and the Sorry Poopies response was developed to instinctively douse threats in the deliberately copious amount of shit these craphamsters produce.
Burnt fluffy-shit…