Part 1 - Wowsest Birthday ever - Polina Koval

What are we going to do with her?

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Shave her as punishment for being ungrateful.

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… “Birthday Givr”?..

I say her punishment is that she has to take care of the baby and that if she won’t do it, she’ll never get any other babies ever. You will love that foal one way or another, givr.

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A poopie munstuh? Double whammy…

make her a milkbag for the new baby : )

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Give her the sorry stick, on the belly

Paint her brown

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Stick that party hat where the sun don’t shine.

Shave her, dye/stsin her skin with iodine until its a dark greenish brown color and sell all of her toys and accessories.

And thats just step 1 of 10

“You think you’re a premium baby? Guess what, you’re not.”

“Wha-?”

“You were born a brown poopie baby just like that. I just took you to someone to painfully tattoo and dye every strand of your shitty, shitty fuzz.”

“…bestes speshuw fwuffy am- am poopie babbeh?”

“Happy birthday, you ungrateful bitch.”

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I share a birthday with the bitch

The fluffy, that is, not Angry19

I am now 30

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So I say treat her like a groundhog on this most hallowed of days and keep her in perpetual darkness except for on February 2nd. Let her out and she’ll guarantee to be scared of her shadow because darkness will continue to be more frightening to her.

It’ll get funnier with every year

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It’s your birthday?? Happy birthday, Ramps!

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I’m livin’ for these fat fuckin cheeks

“This was a test, you can’t have ‘good’ babies until you care for this one. I was going to give you a second chance, but if you’re do adamant about neglecting this one…”

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Chocolate milkbag!

Take every leg except one of the back ones

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This is pretty much my answer for all bad fluffies but: Nail her to the fucking fence and let the crows peck her to death.

As for the poor babbeh who never did anything wrong: Nail it to the fucking fence and let the crows peck it to death.

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Send her to Brazil.

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Lightly char her with a flamethrower. That should take her down a peg.