Fluffy pony is a fluffy pony.
Fluffy pony is walking through his owner’s house.
Fluffy pony gets his collar caught by a Fluffy Pony Asphyxiating Machine.
Fluffy pony begs his owner for help.
“PWEASE HEWP, DADDEH! NU CAN BWEATHE!”
Fluffy pony’s owner looks down at him.
“If you couldn’t breathe you couldn’t talk, therefore you can in fact breathe.”
Fluffy pony’s owner walks off smugly.
Fluffy pony dies of asphyxiation.
Fluffy pony’s owner has no idea how that happened.