PonePone's subspecies contest entry: Bushwooly fluffs/Woolies (Poopiest_of_bebbehs)

I’ll definitely write more about them in a few stories. Show off the chaos they can cause.

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Oh ok, nice cute little thing. Awww, the little chirpy going ‘Yee!’.

*Sees the Shaved fluffies *
Yup, this is Fluffy Chimera’s art.
Wait, how many vaginal openings does that Flu-

*Sees the dolphin dick fluffy *
*Sees the Oh Yeah gang bang *

Poopiest. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

On top of all the body horror, you’ve either made an Usher fluffy or a Macho Man fluffy. Which one is better is entirely up to you…

@FluffyChimera Looks like Lindsay finally landed that fluffy design job she always wanted.

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idk, a bunch of fluffies basically screaming HOYEAH during climax is a sound so hauntingly cursed that I think the meme has been killed for me

I’m sure Lindsay would be so disgustingly delighted at the existence of these creatures.

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My question here is why Hasbio would create a toy that is either covered in vaginas or has a penis nearly the length of its entire torso, and how you’re supposed to pet or hug one of these things without violating its personal space. These things are the perfect combination of cute and deeply unsettling to think about on multiple levels.

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I have never heard of this meme before.

And I never want to again.

Fucking Zoomers.

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the pink one look have microcephaly


stuff like this reminds me of the existence of the Horrobox, it’s funny and scary both ways.

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“What should we do for our next subspecies?”

(Snorts a foot and a half of cocaine) “MULTIPLE VAGINAS!”

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Howard: “Jenkins, what the fuck? Are you serious?”

Jenkins:

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In my headcanon, the wooly mummahs are super rare and exist solely to create the males to then be sold. Nobody outside of weirdos and breeders want the mares.

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That’s pretty much how I thought it would work, although the males having insanely large penises is still a Choice. Imagine picking one up without realizing that it has an erection then having to explain that to onlookers.

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True, it could be an issue, but that’s nothing a pair of scissors can’t fix.

It’s not like he can conplain, I mean, he’ll still scream in agony, but if you tell him it’s for his own good then he’ll have no choice but to agree. :shrug:

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Now that I’m reading the main post again, did I somehow miss this paragraph or did it get edited in later? It is very possible that the orgy depicted directly after the paragraph distracted me in the middle of reading.

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It was always there, but I don’t blame you for being distracted by the affront to god going on below it.

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It’s also going to be a lot easier to snip the males than the females. With that many separate wombs, the mare’s going to need multiple spayings to render her fully infertile.

The thick fluffy would probably protect her from normal fluffies’ attempts to impregnate her, especially since the average fluffy has a micropenis in your head canon.

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never underestimate the determination of a horny stallion

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I have a feeling the ol’ Super-Glue-spay method would be the go-to in this case.

And @Poopiest_of_bebbehs

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YES. I KNEW IT WAS SCOOTERTRIX. This is the winner for me. It’s the best at making fluffies worse.

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I’m surprised there’s no extra teats to go with the extra vaginas.
Make it easier for the foals to find and stay immersed in their mother’s fluff.

on the other hand maybe the teats are vestigial and milk is just sweated out where ever the fuck the babies are at the time.

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That’s adorable and absolutely horrifying. I want three of them, males only.

I want to pet my wooly and not play surprise spelunker.

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This is fucking rotten

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