I need more fluffies to trespass into that one very dangerous garden where even breathing near the plants is considered deadly, would be such a fun saga!!
Poopie babeh gon grow up to be a battle fluffy and then impale his mummah !
With a sharp metal spike you filthy degens.
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Ah the sweet taste of karma.
Taste surprisingly like cyanide
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I wrote a story kind of like that:
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Let’s hope the poopie is smart enough to listen and just look for nummies elsewhere.
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That was a delightful read!!!
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poopie babbeh will soon be cursed to walk a lonely road, the only one that poopies will ever know.
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It brings this story to mind.
How much trouble would the world be in if there were fluffies smart enough to realize what “Caution: Poisonous” means?
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Former, possibly.
Latter, I think the plants are gonna beat them to it.
he doesn’t know where it goes, but it’s housie for him and he walks alone
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Not very.
‘Ca… cawshun… p-p…’
‘It says Candy Pastilles.’
‘Ooh wuv sugawnummies!’
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Some or all of them dying off would be for the best.
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holy shit i just realized i started doing a poison garden like this with the Tea Wizard. he brews poison tea like potions & would have a garden full of ingredients (they might be magically protected, but there’s probably some contrived magical loophole that lets the fluffies in anyway)
i havent actually posted anything about the Tea Wizard sjdbdjjsjsjdj just another brick in my wall of WIPs
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