Pop goes the weasel [Sharpy]

Death by thigh crush.


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My weasel certainly popped.

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scout-tf2-tf2

Mfw i’ll never have thicc abuser gf that’ll crush me between those thights like they did to those shitrats.

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Lucky bastard.

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Ah, sex & fluffies.
Only slightly less disturbing than fluffsona self-inserts.

Nice touch with the broken horn.

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What a way to go

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Thank you. :3 To be fair though, no sex here - just a red-room esque way for my character to make money!

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I’m literally right here smh :triumph:

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https://media.tenor.com/uKdBEgUH5oYAAAAC/samuel-johnson-reading.gif

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Not a bad way to go all things considered

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I’ve never needed something so bad and not known until I saw it. Mixing my 2 favorite things is just fucking chef’s kiss

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:eyes::heart::melon::melon:

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