Rhymes with “drowns”

Does anyone remember an old text-only post that listed various scenarios involving fluffies, which all ended in rhyming, “fluffy pony drowns”-based puns? Like “Fluffy pony learns a Pokémon move. Fluffy pony Pounds.” Or “Fluffy pony moves a decimal point. Fluffy pony rounds.” I forget the rest, but they were all funny.

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Downs.

Abounds.

Not asking for suggestions, just if anybody remembers the piece. I’ll still accept ideas, but I ask that you give the full scenario and “fluffy pony x”, rather than just “x”. Like, “Fluffy pony cooks meat in a frying pan. Fluffy pony browns.”

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Fluffy pony is being born into the world. Fluffy pony crowns.

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Fluffy pony presents an idea, and explains it in detail. Fluffy pony expounds.

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Fluffy pony performs on a tightrope. Fluffy pony astounds.

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Fluffy pony makes an unhappy face. Fluffy pony frowns.

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Fluffy pony is tossed into a fluffy corpse pile. Fluffy pony mounds.

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Fluffy ponies are used as bullets. Fluffy pony rounds.

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Fluffy pony makes a joke and wears a big red nose. Fluffy pony clowns.

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Fluffy pony coronates a new monarch. Fluffy pony crowns. (There’s a third “crowns” one, see if you can come up with it before I post it.)