Rules in this house (InfraredTurbine)

5 to the nuts. Ah the good old days

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I am reminded of the old Booru “slaps for skettis” game.

A mummah would be invited to play a game.

You start by feeding her all the skettis she can eat, a bowl at a time.

Then you explain to her that each bowl of skettis costs a slap to the no-nos.

Except that the rules are such that every one of her kids also gets a slap to the no-nos, and if she whines about it, that means more slaps.

In the end, of course, mumma gets her no-nos slapped until the ruler breaks.

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You gotta announce this right after I already drop money on two commissions?

That’s a foxhoarder one. I can find it if you need.

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I remenber a stray fluffy letting his nu noes getting crushed in exchange for some bread

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BAILIFF. SMACK HIS NUTS.

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I love the agony in the purple one’s face, and terror in the black one’s face as he knows what’s coming next. Oh, how I would love to punish every conceivable slight with a whip to the no-noes! :heart:

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Sorry little ones! but these are the rules! so you better get in position and receive those 5 lashes or else it’ll be 10 for you and your brother!

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