Inspired by those “Sea-Monkeys” we all remember when we were kids
(Yeah, they were just brine shrimp, but still…)
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K. I love this. And I love you for putting so much thought into this.
But HOLY SHIT FUCK you’d the need the patience of 27 saints blessed by an unholy fusion of Gandhi and Mother Theresa to put up with these water-bound shitrats!
Up to a month just for the little idiots to hatch. Then you essentially need to do round-the-clock feed and care for the first few days. Then you’re changing their water everyday and wiping their own asses because they have no mummah. THEN you need to wean the little shits.
I thought regular fluffies were high maintenance with their need of a safe-room, regular feedings, and cleaning the litter (provided they use it correctly), but these things are a mother humping second job!!!
Honestly, I got a little angry thinking about the fuckwads who would buy these things, then consume all of their free time for weeks once they are hatched, just to coo at the “cyute wittow babbehs”.
Exquisitely written. I honestly don’t think I’ve gotten “the cute aggression” from a text before, only from images.
Shit, you’re good.
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I have to admit, I was laughing my @$$ off writing the disclaimer.
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Speaking as somebody whose looked after and raised a human baby, and is familiar with the round-the-lock feed and care of a human baby for a year or so, I don’t really see the difference. And regular feedings and litter cleaning apply to all pets, in my humble opinion. Also, safe rooms depends on headcanon
And I really would prefer that you refrain from name-calling the owners of fluffies, even though they are as fictional as the animals they own.
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@Oculusfluffy
1 quick thing: I think comparing a human baby to a fluffy is disingenuous at best. I think even the biggest hugboxer would place a human baby as far more valuable than a fluffy. There are things I would do for a human baby that I would NEVER do for fluffy, if they were real.
But, yeah. I was waiting on @Guodzilla to see if I should remove my comment. He seemed okay with it. I meant my tirade as a compliment to his ability, but I went over-the-top with my cute aggression rage, and since the post is marked as safe, I can def see my comment breakin’ a rule. I can remove my comment, if you want.
And sorry for the rage against hugboxers. Since fluffies are obviously fake, I often (read: almost always) see hugboxers as these nebulous non-existent potential personas. Like imagining aliens visiting. But I can see why people who enjoy hugbox posts would see it as me personally attacking them. I’m stop commenting such things. Sorry about that, Oculus.
ps. If you don’t mind me asking, where’d your name come from? It’s an interesting combo of words.
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I wasn’t offended by what you said; you don’t have to remove your comment, but you do have the ability to edit and remove any parts which might be objectionable, if you wish.
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I don’t actually recall where I came up with the name…it just sounded catchy.
The concept was actually a cross between Sea-Monkeys and those grade-school science projects wherein the kids hatch and raise live chicks.
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