Sharing a cigar (carniviousduck)

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Fluffy Castro.

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the little foal gets a taste for Cigars, becomes a toughy, takes over the largest herd this side of the pacific and become a Fluffy-Don, where he gets to send Nummie-Finders out to ind his favorite buwnie sticks

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I love that you’re still around

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Sometimes I smoke and for no reason that I can tell, cough like a rookie, and feel kind of embarrassed even if I’m alone at home.

But I’ll always be able to say that whatever happens to this toothless little milk-guzzler if it tries to swallow/inhale from that cigar is worse. Is it going to burn its lungs? Choke to death on ash?

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Little fuck takes one puff and becomes more cancer than fluffy.

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He developed a stage 4 lung cancer 16 seconds later

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Dont let him smoke it. Use it to burn off his no no stick then stick it up his ass till it comes out its mouth and then smoke it while it stares wide eyed in horror as it realizes its been turned into a shit rat cigar holder only good for bieng tortured and sodomized into an inanimate object…
…i need another toke

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however, if you let him smoke, it counts as accidental kill, which means you don’t need to hide the body

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