Also great for putting some excitement back in your fluffy’s love life!
She’s so cute… until the second panel! I figured a lady would know the importance of lube though…
Butt stuff 101: Never skimp on lube.
Butt stuff 200 level class: Give the fluffy some poppers first.
Too much lube and it might slip right out under poopie pressure.
That’s a valid concern.
Does Autodesk make any simulation software that would work for putting things up butts?
If it does and you find it, let me know. I need to model some butt stuff for reasons.
Apparently Autocad can do a stress analysis. That sounds promising.
If that’s not a wild misuse of company software, I dunno what is.
“What are you modeling?”
“Fluffy pony rectal pressure sim.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
If they’re making sales…
But probably don’t call tech support if you’re having problems using their software to violate tiny crying horses.
Remember, brothers and sisters, no lover will ever thank you for being stingy with the lube.
“Heidi, you didn’t put a buttplug into your fluffy before coming here, did you?”
“Yes I did, or else it might poop on your carpet, Melissa!”
“See, that’s why Frank left you, Heidi!”
End of designing phase:
“Does it really need to be studded?”
“No, of course not!”
“Hahaha, perfect! Ready for product launch!”
Fantastic! Buttplugs are one of my favorite fluffy accessories! Less visible than a diaper, but much more awkward and violating for the fluffy!
plug should be 3x that big, no lube
also needs something to shove in the pisshole to prevent unauthorized urination
edit: while ur at it u might as well go looking for a good quality cunt violation object