I am the Clorax, and I speak for the bleach
Yeah, I had to bleach the shit out of the house each morning when I had a cat who pissed up walls and always marked different places.
Never caught him doing it so I don’t know how he accomplished it. But he got it like a foot up.
Kitty super soaker
It’s spray can flamethrower time!
Consensual fluffy sex!?! What the FUCK is wrong with you, you degenerate
Bloody hell, they must’ve practiced all 69 postures of SamaKutra.
“Wumpwess dummeh! Dat smawty spechuh fwend!”
I just remembered that this story never got a continuation. It has pure gold in the dialogue, always cracks me up
What the fuck lmao
Goddamn the picture of that little bastard’s place kind of made me realize exactly why I don’t like hugbox. Hugboxing fluffies is a rich man’s hobby, to effectively do it you have to have the kind of house to spare at the very least a walk in closet customized for fluffy use or an entire room of a house for them. Abuse though that’s the blue collar hobby, the everyman’s hobby, all you need are your hands and feet none of that fancy shit
I guess somebody get a punishment.
Turn them both into litterpals and/or enfiepals and gift them and the safe room to a new good fluffy. Or wait for babbehs and skin them all alive in front of each other.
You know, whatever makes your peepee feel good.