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Who do you think would win, a smarty or a baby pygmy hippo?
- Moo Deng
- Smarty
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Amby, you post all the time, how the fuck did you forget?
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Moo Deng may be a baby but they’re still stronger… even with no teeth they could snap a Smarty’s neck.
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Well, that’s… 17 to 0 for Moo Deng.
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If a smarty touched a single pore on Moo Deng’s precious damp little body I would see to it he was fed to the full-size hippos.
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she needs more enrichment for her enclosure let her toss him around
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100%.
A single sugar ant could drag a splorin babbeh away
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My money’s on the “bouncy pork”, and not just because she’s cuter than the fluff-rat.
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@Wotek1 explain yourself
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Moo Deng low diffs. That beast is always moist and ferocious. No chill what so ever.
Moo Deng would never do anything to hurt anyone, or anything… Except a smarty. She knows that the road to peace is paved with smarty entrails.
She could (and probably would) eradicate a smarty with the weight of her mere presense.
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Strategy: head horn and sorry poopies.
Smarty may become a pillowfluff on life support, but you always need to consider the long game…
I like moo deng the baby hippo I could see it smashing through all kinds of smarty’s like a evils adorable little monster.
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I don’t know about that. Even ignoring the likelihood that Smarty’s horn isn’t as sharp or durable as it looks (because fluffy), Pygmy Hippos’ skin is just as thick as their larger cousins’.
Smarty might be able to just barely pierce the uppermost layer if he’s lucky, but there’s no way he’s getting that puny little horn all the way through 6 centimeters of hippo hide.
(For context: Human skin is only 5 millimeters thick at its toughest points.)
Now the sorry poopies? That’s a bit more plausible, though hippos are known to be resistant to waterborne bacterial infections and often swim in water full of their own and other hippos’ shit, so Smarty’s shit could probably be classed as a bioweapon if it manages to take out Moo Deng.
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I didn’t know hippos had resistance to water bacteria, that’s really interesting! Never thought about it before, but I would guess most water creatures have something similar 
Fairly likely Smarty’s gonna be a little fluffy pancake if he took on baby hippo… (but it’s fun to play Devil’s Advocate)
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But have you SEEN hippos do the shit propeller tho? I think it would rival a smarty’s shitspray any day of the week.
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Agreed!