this is kinda a dumb idea, but I made it anyway.
I think ted would like it if he had a friend who was an actual human. Talking to these shi*rats all day can be pretty annoying.
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ah the life of a bachelor
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I missed the word ‘women’ the first time, then went to the bathroom. Mid pee I knew I had to come back and read again to make sure ted didn’t say “you have enfied more mares in the Iast 12 hours then I have in my entire Iife.”
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shushes and cuddles longlegsy you don’t need to know what enfies are, you’re adorable
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