Well he can always enf all those willing turkeys lying splayed out like that.
Fluffies usually aint picky.
I dont think those are turkeys…
Even better then.
He can enf the remnants of his herd.
And nothing of value would be lost.
And as an added bonus, by enfing his cooked friends he’ll marinate the meat further with his special sauce. A win-win for everyone.
And then his enfie stick gets snip snip eunochy, and it wil be used as a candle for the ( not) pumpkin pie.
Might as well spatchcock him alive afterwards and use his splayed open ribs as a table centerpiece.
And just when one might think one has read the weirdest thing this fanbase has to offer …
I am so hungry.
(Drools)
Hm, good population control.
Spare only the most violent, dumbest, and most arrogant ones to have the highest chance at killing the ones the humans will miss.
Shoves whole stale baguette up turkey boys ass.
This is not what I usually mean by “dressing the Thanksgiving fluffy.”
But it IS adorably disturbing.
There was a story about a smarty that would dress up for holidays and allow himself to be mocked by humans for hours in a sort of minstral show, in return for a massive amount of food for his herd. It was a touching story of the rare good smarty.
Here we see the more usual outcome. 
Yep, that’s Stewart alright. 
Stewart the GREAT 