HELLO to all you wonderful people! I’m your host Richard Dickson and this is your daily FluffNews for today! We start todays broadcast off with a wholesome story that’s sure to get you and your fluff beaming from ear to ear!
Today, the first ever “Dancie Babbeh Contest” was held at the Springlott Mall! It was a full afternoon of fun, music, spaghetti and adorable little foals swaying to the beat of the music! At the end of the day the final round started and a little lime-green foal named Dew won the competition, but every foal was given a trophy to make sure none got “heart hurties” from feeling left out.
However, we have to move on to a bleak story next so I advise you take younger fluffies and foals out of the room.
A man is wanted after he killed a foal at a downtown FluffMart yesterday in a fit of rage over being denied a refund on a purple chirpy foal. CCTV footage shows the man arguing with a clerk after it was explained to him that all refunds must be done within 8 hours and that he could not receive one because it was 2 hours past that time period. Suddenly, the enraged man slammed his fist down on the back legs of the chirpy as it innocently crawled along the counter. The chirpy went into a fit of peeps and begun to thrash around, also spraying feces due to the intense pain. The man then scooped the foal up in front of the shocked clerk and hurled it onto ground which caused it to stop chirping. The man then calmly walked out as if nothing had happened. A child who was in the store at the time has apparently refused to eat since.
The foal had actually managed to survive being thrown onto the ground and was making slight gurgling noises but had to be discarded as there was no way it could be saved.
Next up, a new brand of popping kibble could be the next big thing on the market for fluffies! This delectable treat gives fluffies a pleasant popping sensation in their mouths and has become especially popular with foals across the country. It was developed by the amazing fluffy scientist team known as the “Fluffsteins!” They create artisan fluffy treats which usually cost thousands. Things such as gold leaf candy sketties with mini donuts on top. However, they have announced plans for the popping kibble to be put in all stores for the low price of 2 dollars per box! It should be a hit for any fluffies who find mealtime to be a challenge.
The theft of a rare rainbow-maned pillowfluff from a designer fluffy collectors home has prompted a hefty cash award for the fluffies safe return. The fluffy who is a mare named Neon has severe separation anxiety and will not be happy being away from her owner. It is believed Neon will likely be resold on a black market somewhere for a large price so people are advised to keep their eyes out for her. Some defining features about her is she has a small scar just next to her tail and her favorite food is not Sketties, but actually sweet popcorn.
That is all for today, I hope you have enjoyed this episode of FluffNews and remember, stay fluffy!
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