you found a strange very fat stallion show up at your door. his hoof was raise to knock but stop as your door open. and he just looked up to his mouth already in a mouth as he looked to up to you blanky.
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I would crouch down in front of him and say āHey little guy, what are you doing here?ā
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he doesnāt speak as he sits down and pointed to a faint missing patched of hair, showing he once had a collar on, along with the faint scaring, showing that he had surgery on his neck at some point
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āAw, you must be lost. Iāll take you inside and we can find your mommy or daddy.ā
Iād bring him inside, make him some food, call around the neighborhood until I found his owner. Since he probably canāt speak, Iād ask him some basic yes or no questions to get to know him better while we waited to find his family.
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no one in the neighborhood seem to know who his owner could be
he ate the food slowly, any ask about what his family would make him tear up then shake his head no over and over.
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Well, if no one else can take him in, and nobody knows anything about him, I guess Iāll have to adopt him. Clearly he had a rough life and deserves a little joy, so Iād do what I can to make him happy.
Iāll name him Storm.
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smile
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he got uses to his new life and name, and it took a while but he last all the weight, when he did, he begin talking, d-daddy, fank āou foā adoptinā stowm, stowm owd mummah got sickie anā went āway, den meanie mistah show up anā fwew stowm out."
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Stay standing. Make sure he canāt escape. Ask him questions, tell him if he doesnāt, iād think he is a bad fluffy and a smarty, the worst kind of fluffy in the world, bad things will happen to him. If he answer, then heās good fluffy and good things happen to him.
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He wi11 make a fine addition to the 1emon farm. 
~uses face for product branding~
Shattered spine, total paralysis, and litterpalād.
I barely manage to think ābloody Hasbio Canadaā before his paradimensional mouth-within-a-mouth swallows me to an unholy doll kingdom.
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Anyone e1se notice that their snout is a1so a fu11 head/face?
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I admit that a fat stallion with puffed cheeks and a surly expression like that gives him a definite smarty fluffy look. Not a good first impression.
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Put a funnel in his mouth and fill him with mentos.
Then give him diet coke.
Of course, I would invite him in, rehabilitate him in quarantine, add him to my herd for a life of friends and play. If heās of good and docile temperament I will breed him. Chances are he will be on the menu sometime in the next few months, but he doesnāt need to know that.
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Stare at him a moment then shut the door again.
If he knocks, ignore him
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Iād share him with my tapeworm.
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shhhh you see nothing
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Heās got poo brain.
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