The gift of flight (carniviousduck)

Jim was pissed, the begging, pleading, and bitching with candyfloss wanting to fly. Enough was enough. He found a skydiving pilot that was willing to take a fluffy, and let it jump with its owner, without being tandem. High above the clouds candyfloss was excited about flying, but after jumping the fear set in, her wings wouldn’t work, she looked at her daddy for help, but with a devilish grin tim pulled his rip cord and disappeared with in the clouds. "Pwease wingies, pwease wet candyfwoss fwy to daddeh…

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Oh man, the shit and piss flying away. Maybe it’ll land on her smashed corpse.

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That thing is going to leave a huge crater

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More like a large puddle. lol

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Imagine if Candyfloss survives like Peggy Hill. Just imagine the misery when Daddeh refuses to take her to a vet and just wraps her in duct tape!

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The wings commence to tear themselves free of the pegasus and give it the longest feathers like a double tower middle finger set before flying off back to daddy Jim.

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Okay this is actually hilarious.

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Should be done more often to Pegasus and Alicorn fluffies. Punish those pathetic vestigial wings.

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Alicorns especially. They don’t get enough human-on-fluffy abuse.

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I don’t know how autocorrect turned “enough” into “another” but it did.

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Get fucked

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“Test new 'SHOOT!!!”

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A perfect prank to pull on a pegasus! :laughing:

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Candyfloss realizes her situation with unwonted celerity. Perhaps Daddeh spent the entire plane ride screaming “fall, fail, & DIEDIEDIE” at her?

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