“SCREEEE!!!”
You are a smarty and this is the first time you’ve had to do the unthinkable, harm your herd members. In your defense, they were harming your brother, the one who’s been there from the beginning and who helped you keep going this long. You can’t let this slide.
“Owie, why smawty gib sowwy hoofies to fwuffy?”
“Ou huwt hewd fwen!” You say pointing towards your brother, who is cowering in fear.
The aggressor looks confused as he says “bu-but that am poopie fwuffy?”
This makes you angry, what kind of excuse is that?! Hes “poopie” really?
“Smarty no cawe, no huwt odda fwuffy in hewd!”
He looks even more confused as you say this, this guys not getting it. Hes already made you go full smarty out of anger and now it looks like he’s gonna say something stupid.
“Bu poopie fwuffy onwy for huwties-” that’s it! You hit him again in your anger, maybe it’ll knock the stupid out of him.
“SCREEEE no huwt fwuffy!”
“Ou bad fwuffy, ou no huwt any fwuffy eba a gain”
As you look around you see a crowd has formed, all of them watching you punish the aggressor.
You notice some brown fluffys hiding near a bush, they seem frightened perhaps by the scene that took place.
“Fank ou bwadda”
“Bwadda?” The aggressor says, with a hint of realization.
Murmurs filled the area as the whole herd gathers… perfect timeing.
Everyone is here time to start the gathering.
All the members of the herd are present, even the brown fluffys all though their hiding in the bushes. It’s time to start.
“Awwit, smarty am set some wuwes”
Your standing on a tree stump with your brother peanut standing right next,much to the confusion of the herd.
“1. No huwt odda hewd frens”
Pretty selfexplanatory
“2. Aw fluffy am gud fluffyunless they break rules bwon fluffys too!”
That one got some gasps from the herd, hey now that I think of it isn’t the fluffy that tried to hurt peanut the same guy that said “no huwt fwuffy” when we first meet the other herd members? Wow what a coward.
The brown fluffies in the bushes seemed happy to be equally treated from now on and valued parts of the herd.
“3. Put awe nummies in nummie pile”
You point to a dug out nest you decide to turn into a food store place for when winter comes and the herd falls into hard times
“4. Awe babbehs awe God babbehs”
This was basically just rule 2 but for the fouls but it’s important. You had actually heard that phrase from a human when you were little, he was saying it to his own fluffy and you kept it in your mind for all this time
Finally “5. Fwuffies wowk togethew, we aw a hewd we aw hewp each otay?”
“Otay” a couple fluffys say, mainly the brown ones. But some of the others seem to not like your rules mostly the ones about equality. They will have to be dealt with but first a different trouble maker needs to be punished.
“Ou!” You say, pointing towards the aggressor.
“Ou num poopies fow bwekin da wuls”
“Nuuuuuuu”
With that settled, we can get back to business. Hmmm maybe we should talk to those
Brown fluffys…
[END CHT3]