the pretty (fed up) mare (ANormalHumanBeing)

Fluffies are not known for their long term memory.

Every time this particularly stupid stallion turns away from his special friend and then turns back around he thinks he’s found another fluffy mare to mate with.

So far he has mated with the same mare seven times under the belief he’s had special huggies with seven different mares.

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all im saying it takes a pretty hard hit to develop amnesia

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All I can think of is those guys who wake up from anaesthesia and can’t believe they’re married to their wives. Minus the fidelity and decency, mind.

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Looks like fluffy rhinos

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With a solid bit of hippo mixed in.

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Look at him go

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This would also make a really funny animated loop of him forgetting then goes back to enfing.

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50 first dates just got a lot dumber (and funnier)

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That might be something I can’t avoid because I like to draw them with big ol’ schnozes

(I’m trying to make a lumpy approximation of a horse face but fluffies are so short and stubby they end up looking like hippos lol)

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That’s a killer fucking reference lol I’d love to see that exact parody written or drawn. They wouldn’t nearly need to spend a whole day together more just like a minute

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“Fwuffy nu am mawwied tu yu, dummeh mawe! Buh’ if Fwuffy wa’ mawwied tu yu, Fwuffy wud stiww cheat wif yu, yu knu wat fwuffy am sayin’?”

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these are ghastly looking lol…i could totally understand the abuse if they looked like this

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I like your hippo fluffs. They look too useless to die on their own.