The Sensitive Babbeh Foal Tendies Farm By Mikahorsie

Sensitive Babbehs raised by Mikahorsie Farms for the Sweetest and most succulent Foal Tendies.

The process starts early where the Sensitib Babbehs are hand picked by farmers from their Sensitib Mummah’s. These Farmers have a rather rigorous checklist to screen out the premium Sensitib Babbehs from the
Derped Fluffies or Runts.

The Premium Sensitib Babbehs are put on the Miwkie Room while the rest would be processed to mulch.

Once they are sorted, the Sensitib Babbehs would be attached to Miwkie Mare’s. (Fluffy Mummah’s who are injected with hormones and paralyzed from the waist down vial injecting Acid in the C4 Vertebrae)

The Sensitib Babbehs are fed exclusively of fresh milk 24/7 up until they reach the typical “Tawkie Babbeh” stage of the regular Fluffy.

Once they reach such stage, they are to be harvested and be sorted by the premier Breeding specialist. With each Fluffies sorted out via gender, skin condition, genetic history and weight.

Those Babbeh Fillies with a great genetic disposition and lesser weight gain would be put in the “Sensitib Mummah” Program to be raised to improve the farm’s current stock. The Babbeh Colts with similar condition shall be raised up to maturity to be put in the “Breeding stock” Program where they would be raised to maturity to have their genetic material extracted 24/7.

The rest of the Sensitib Babbehs would then be slaughtered and Processed to be packed as “Mikahorsie’s Miwkie filled Foal Tendies”

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I love the idea of forcing them to do nothing but nurse. Ruin the only pleasure they have. :smiley:

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Those are some fat foals

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OH MY GOODNESS!

THEY ARE MAKING FAT SENSITIVE BABBEHS!

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It’s like Foie Gras but instead of inhumane treatment of geese, it’s just bad product made useful via turning them into a delicacy…

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I like to think there’s an FDA guy there to make sure people are getting a good, quality, authentically mentally handicapped product.

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Please, no. The government can only fuck things up.

Your government, perhaps. Some of us appreciate our Reinheitsgebot :wink:

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There’s a reason they call it a Bavarian fire drill

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