Ted was upset with his pet fluffy.
“I am very upset with you, Funbun. You’ve been very bad.”
Funbund offered no apology.
“Nu no wut du wong, Daddeh. Funbun do sumting wong?”
“You watched porn on my computer and didn’t use incognito mode. Now Google thinks I like pee.”
“Am sowwy, Daddeh!! Pwomise nebeh du it again!”
“That’s not good enough, I’m putting you in my sorry-tummy.”
“NU! NU WIKE SOWWY-TUMMEH! PWEASE NU!”
Funbun tried to run away, but Ted was easily able to catch up to him and snatch him thanks to his opposable thumbs. Ted unhinged his jaws and was easily able to swallow Funbun whole.
A fluffy stands no chance against a human because of the human’s opposable thumbs.
Ted then got a phonecall. He picked up the phone with help from his opposable thumbs.
“Hello?”
“Hi, this is Google. I heard you like pee, would you be interested in-”
“I DON’T LIKE PEE!”
“But your recent searches on me indicate that-”
“I. DO. NOT. LIKE. PEE!”
Ted hung up. Funbun was huu-huuing inside his sorry-tummy.
Many hours later:
Ted got off toilet. Funbun was huu-huuing in it after being released from the sorry-tummy.
“Funbun am sowwy fow induwging in pee-pee fetish wifout using incognito-mode, Daddeh.”
Ted nodded.
“Good. Let that be a lesson to you never to do it again.”
